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June 29, 2009:
This game (or at least the script) won an award for best story. So why didn't it help the game?
Gameplay: You play as Dark Vader's unnamed appentice and you use the force well. Watching Stromtroopers reach for each other in attempt to help when you force grab them is great, but that is one of the high points.
Even for the PS3, this game is loaded with glitches, bugs and awful mechanics. I cheated and played from the beggining with a friends (accomplished) saved file. I sky glitched (passed through wall, and fell through the sky for 10-15 seconds, till the game decided to consider it a death) twice within 10 min.
The lock on system is unique and you understand what they were going for, but actually trying to use it was hard and not worth it. I was better off slashing at random and using the force when no opponents were around.
Music/Voice: You play any Star Wars game, you've heard the music. No highly original score was used for this game. I guess since the game is based before Episode IV, it helps the connection to the story as a whole. Voices for the people are good. It sounds like actual conversations and not blocky acting, anticipating the next line in a script. I was entertained with the dark humor of "Apprentice" and Proxy (his driod).
Reply/Own: Beat it once, and you can start again with all your powers. You can finish any upgrades, search for collectable, and try for the alternet ending. I read the story via comic and novel, the game didn't dissapoint in that field, it was actully getting through it that was the problem. RENT IT/PASS (if you want to know the story, read the comic or novel).
Seriously?!?by Anonymous
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September 25, 2008:
Dear GOD.... Alright, I'll do this review by simply detailing my experience from beginning to end: Upon inserting this disk into my tray, I couldnt help but notice a slight anxiety building up in my bowels, but I continued in spite of this. After a few minutes of installing the game, I came to the title screen, at which time I involuntarily vomited a small amount of stomach acid into my mouth. After rinsing my mouth repeatedly, I arrived back that the title screen intending to actually play the title, but was thwarted by the smell of what seemed to be fecal matter coming from my drawers. Upon realizing that I had deficated myself, I rushed to the can as quickly as I could. Once I returned for the second time, the game had gone into a Demo Mode, during which I was treated to a bright display of in-game footage. This is where things get a little fuzzy... The last thing I remember after this was waking up on the floor in a puddle of my own urine with a paramedic standing over me yelling for a defibulator. I briefly recall wretching and dry heaving a few times before fading back out of consciousness. If there is anything to learn from my experience, its to stay FAR away from this game.